i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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