what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You're like the curious george of whores
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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