I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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