She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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