Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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