we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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