garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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