Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Randomize
