So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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