Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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