love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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