I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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