I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
this just has baby written all over it
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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