I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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