i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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