on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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