3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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