Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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