Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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