I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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