I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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