Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
