Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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