did you get engaged???
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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