I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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