nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
