i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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