i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
God, I missed his penis.
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