Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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