I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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