So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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