You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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