I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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