Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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