Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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