whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
