have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I am available for nakedness
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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