Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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