If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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