You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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