Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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