Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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