Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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