So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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