just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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