It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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