Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Randomize
