Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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