Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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