Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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