she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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