At least make sure they are 18
Why
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Randomize
