Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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