If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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