I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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