her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So much Jack, so little girl.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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